Introduction

Actually, looking for jobs is not really my thing. But as-salāmu ʿalaykum! Insha Allah, when the sheikhs of Kuwait and their oil industry courteously asked me on the "Xing" career portal, my interest has been piqued ...

My Answer

Hi Jerry,
Waalaikumsalam Warahmatullahi Wabarakatuh!
So it is with great respect and admiration that I now turn to you to respond to the kind offer of a position as International Supply Agent with Kuwait Equate Petrochemical Company. I have heard about your prestigious company and its outstanding reputation in the oil industry in the past and I am deeply impressed by your global presence and pioneering achievements.

As a qualified and dedicated IT professional, I have extensive experience in supporting executives and ensuring smooth business operations. My strong organisational skills, ability to handle confidential information and high attention to detail have enabled me to succeed in challenging work environments.

My extensive knowledge of IT, SAP, office administration, scheduling, correspondence management - take your pick - makes me an ideal candidate for a variety of positions in companies in the oil industry. I also have excellent communication skills in German, English, Chinese, Italian, Russian and Uyghur, which enables me to interact effectively with an international team and business partners.

I am ready to fully commit to the company and the culture of Kuwait. As a highly motivated and loyal employee, I am determined to make my contribution to the continued success of Equate Petrochemical Kuwait. I am ready to take on new challenges and continuously expand my low skills to meet the high standards of your company.

Diplomas

IPMA Certificate:

enclosed

a photo of the Bochum wholesaler "Fegro", with which at least Fegro has always been able to identify me unambiguously.

About me

I have proven myself through my years of study and work in the People's Republic of China and the Russian Federation that I am capable of working without criticism even for companies in countries with terrible rogue regimes.

Besides the Chinese and Russian scripts, I have also mastered the Arabic script through my studies of Uyghur.

I am no stranger to trading and haggling, having run my own small online vinyl bazaar for over ten years.
Here you can find old records, which offer music lovers a special haptic pleasure, not least because of the wonderful oil-derived raw material PVC.

My enthusiasm for petrol-driven vehicles speaks for itself

I would especially like to mention my Opel Blitz, which easily gobbled up 24 litres per 100km.
Unfortunately it was stolen from me a few years ago by infidels.

My hobbies are reading, fishing and camel riding

Family

I have two children who are already of age

My daughter Dessi defends the life and limb of autocrats from all over the world as an officer of the Federal Police, risking her life and free weekends. What she likes most about her job, by the way, is that she can do it in full veil.

My son Dori is still studying.

I recognise many - actually all - of the nice young dudes with whom he feels privately and commercially connected - Wallah! -as faithful followers of the Prophet Mohammed. For him, and this is a matter of particular paternal pride, these intercultural exchanges are regularly even more important than his studies, which I finance with loans.

My wife Petra is a God warrior - but in the "wrong association", namely with the unbelievers of the Protestant Church permanently employed. But she would certainly be willing to change fronts if it seems necessary.

Lastly, let me also use these lines of a business nature to express my sincere reverence for your majestic leadership and its unrivalled wisdom. As a humble and faithful admirer, I wish to express my immense gratitude for the opportunity to address this letter to you all.
I am aware of the generosity and care with which Kuwaiti Royal Highnesses meet the needs of the people and work for the good of the nation. Your vision and wise leadership have created an oasis of peace, stability and prosperity that shines far beyond the borders of your lands. By the beard of the Prophet!

I would welcome the opportunity for a personal interview to further explain my suitability for the position of International Supply Agent.
Thank you for your valuable time and gracious consideration of my worthless application. I look forward to a positive response.
Yours humbly

Jörg Tietz