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Legal sensation! Cologne artist defeats rock legend Lemmy - you won't believe what happened next!

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Showdown at Sievekingplatz in Hamburg

In an incredible showdown between art and rock'n'roll, the Cologne artist "Kronkorken-Paule" recently won a resounding victory against the lawyers of the late rock legend Lemmy Kilmister at Hamburg District Court. But what sounds like a triumph of creativity could soon take a terrible turn!

Shocking revelations and official threats!

Kronkorken-Paule, who has achieved local fame through his artwork made from recycled bottle caps and his personal performance art, had filed a lawsuit to defend the right to use Lemmy's likeness in his artwork. The Hamburg law firm "Gutsch und Schlegel", which acted for Global Merchandising Services Ltd, withdrew its application for an injunction against the crown cap art from August 2023 one day before the appeal hearing on 15.04.2024 at the Hamburg Higher Regional Court. The hearing scheduled for 16.04.2024 was canceled by the responsible judge, and the appeal was thus as successful for Kronkorken-Paule as his marketing campaigns will probably ever be. But nobody would have expected Lemmy - the immortal frontman of Motörhead - to give up so easily.

"I'm gonna kick your ass!" - The official warning from the grave

In a sinister message purportedly from the afterlife, Lemmy himself threatens to rise from his grave and teach Kronkorken-Paule a lesson he will never forget. "You think you've won, but you have no idea what you're in for," rumbled the message, said to be written in Lemmy's unmistakably rude style. "I will rise from my grave and give you a good spanking!"

Ghostly video and mysterious apparitions

Kronkorken-Paule claims to have received a video in which a ghostly apparition of Lemmy can be seen threateningly giving him the verbal middle finger. "It was frighteningly real," the artist said. "I could smell the smoke from his cigarette and hear the raspy voice." This appearance has raised many questions and sent Motörhead fans into a tizzy.

Will the artist be able to escape this terrible threat?

What does this official warning mean for the artist? Will he be able to keep his creative freedom or is he facing a terrible curse? Kronkorken-Paule has already taken additional safety measures and plans to consult spiritual advisors to help him cope with the sinister threat. He also plans to be a little more restrained with his perpetual boozing over the next few days. Fans of Motörhead and art lovers around the world are holding their breath and eagerly awaiting the next developments.

You won't believe how this epic battle continues!

Stay tuned and follow the incredible story of this legal and supernatural showdown in the local court with us! It's a battle you won't want to miss - and we've got the latest updates exclusively for you!

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