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Introduction

Many people think, and who could blame him for this, that "porn" is directly about the dirtiest things in a copulative context, in short, the representation of something that somehow amounts to the exchange of bodily fluids.

Porn and morality

We from the VEB do not want to point our sticky moral fingers. On the contrary, we do not only want to deal seriously with pornography in a broader sense...

Porn and "bimbes" (income)

...but also to direct traffic to this site. Because "sex sells". It's sadly so.

After several years of persistent mid-single-digit growth in the number of hits on our pages and sites, we have decided to openly concede our coverage problem by adding two new sections:

  • culture and
  • porn

to approach with courage. Also:

Porn and progress

There are also those who believe that pornography is a powerful driving force in the development of the Internet. So anyone who, like us, is committed to progress has no choice but, sooner or later, to deal with pornography.

Porn and profiling

We at VEB use the most modern tracking technologies, artificial intelligence and machine learning are. Humble me, Jörg, first came into contact with the possibilities offered by the acquisition and evaluation of "many data" about 3 years ago at a Berlin start-up. Since then this has also been my most private passion. I use methods and "tools" from American, Russian, Chinese and Israeli technology leaders.
Put simply: If you let rip, you fart, in front of my house, the Mossad will know tomorrow at the latest what you have eaten since yesterday.

Of course, we can now also trackand trace very, very precisely,

  • who
  • where
  • why and
  • how long
    stays with us, and where the
  • entry points and
  • jump-off points
    of all, each and every single one of our valued customers were. In order not to be listed under the poor category "jerking templates-seeker" in the marketing profiling of VEB Ungelsheim, we hereby recommend you to also surf to our culture and vinyl shop pages.

stop, mothafucka!

Welcome to the VEB, stranger!
Are you a real carbon-based unit and not just a dumb Google robot or something similar?